whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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