i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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