I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
