You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
