Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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