what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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