i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We are two peas in an std pod
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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