We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize