I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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