i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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