the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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