Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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