It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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