I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
So vagazzling was a success
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
