It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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