whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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