dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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