We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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