he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
