whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
This is the high leading the old right now
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
