I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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