David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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