Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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