why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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