Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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