omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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