She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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