Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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