You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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