And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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