i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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