check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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