i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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