winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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