i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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