Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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