she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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