I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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