that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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