But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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