Cold hands, warm shart.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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