if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
These tits shall not be calmed
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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