She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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