problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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