I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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