who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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