I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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