Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
this just has baby written all over it
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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