careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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