How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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