too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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