So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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