Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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