Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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