I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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