Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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