Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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