I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
